16 2 / 2013
Honesty
P: “I’m kinda tough but I’m really a big softie.”
A: “No, you’re actually tough. You almost picked a fight with a huge man at the show and you rode your bike for miles after breaking three ribs.”
P: “That’s not tough; that’s just stupidity.”
K: “You’re tough AND you’re stupid. Both things are true. Sometimes the stupid just overshadows the tough.”
16 2 / 2013
Smoke Break Chats
P: “We shit in clean drinking water.”
M: “Well now I’m never gonna be able to go to the bathroom without feeling guilty! And now every time I go, I’ll think of you.”
03 2 / 2013
Hollywood Bits
‘A’ dropped the toilet paper in illuminating leg makeup. Hollywood private parts will be had by all.
02 2 / 2013
Good Morning, LA
Me, turning the corner & laughing: “Well good morning!”
‘M’ aka Grandpa, turning & looking surprised: ” Oh, I’m decent,” he says, pointing to his saggy tighty-whities.
We’re sitting at the table having morning coffee. He still has on no pants and clearly has no intention of changing this.
02 2 / 2013
It was almost not already a bumper sticker…
“I swear, I’m not a racist. I hate everybody!”
13 1 / 2013
M: “You can just put the lid on the crockpot and put the whole thing in the fridge for the leftovers.”
Found this this morning.
13 1 / 2013
Just Driving in MN
M: “I’m pretty sure there’s a guy driving behind me who’s playing the trumpet.”
A: (looks in rearview mirror) “Yes. Yes there is.”